One day I will walk into a bar in Mexico with my friend Pepe. I will saunter –and I use the term with "menace"– to the bar, where I will exclaim,
"Mi amigo, ma verga moy larga. Dos tequilas por favor."

If I survive I will approach the nearest señorita and suggest,
"Hey, cuando pongan mi canción favorita, quiero que bailes conmigo"



Thus it has been decreed. Thus it shall be.